Where's the beef?

I really haven't decided what I think about this new "diet". Look at the bag (is it huge enough or what already), and that can. Plain generic looking stuff. Mom doled some of the dry food out at lunch, pretending it was a "treat". Does she think I'm a dimwit or what? Ozzie bought it, but that's no surprise! Ha! Ha! Anyway, tonite she fed me some of the canned stuff. I ate it, because of course I was starving. No treats all day! She fed me while the Ozzers was out on his walk. When he came back she put me out in the yard for awhile. When I came back in, I swear, I smelled Little Cesar's on Ozzie's breath! What's up with that??? This is a travisty!

Later dudez and dudettes---

Rocky