Sep 6, 2007

DIET???? That's a four letter word!

Dad says I need to go on a diet. I'm a lean, mean fighting machine! Just look at me. And I can't help that the Ozzers is so slow eating his supper that I have to help him. He needs to be a little quicker on the draw. This is crazy. I heard Dad tell Mom not to leave out kibble AND to start making my homemade food with chicken instead of my favorite hamburger.... Ugh! What's a guy to do?


Lorenza said...

Maybe this is a revenge from your dad! Because I know he can't eat too much!!
I hope you like your homemade food!
Have a good night

Ruby Bleu said...

WHAT??? I don't see it. You soooooo don't need a diet! You ARE a lean mean fighting machine...maybe your dad needs to go on a diet?

hee, hee, hee..Lots of Licks, Ruby

Duke & Gidget said...

Oh, we hate that "diet" word. We don't think any doggies should ever have to be subjected to that!

~Pug Hugs~
Duke & Gidget

Balboa & Mommy said...

the rule is if you go on a diet than your parents have to go on a diet too.

Frenchie SNorts

Seadra & Zoe said...

Oh we hear that 4 letter nasty word at our house too. Poor Zoe has to be on special diet food too.

Hope you can still have some beef once in awhile.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Sparky said...

That's horrible! I don't think you need a diet. Then again, I can't tell when anyone needs a diet... because I've never needed a diet... but I can tell if someone needs one if they're really fat, and you're not fat!


Pacco de Mongrel said...

tell ur dad, those r muscles, not fats

Sophie Mae said...

Deer Ozzie,

My mean brudder eatz all of my food too. Den I steal his toys!

Sophie Mae